50 Random Facts About JOEY :

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• 1.       Joey is random.
• 2.       Joey can sing more than five thousand songs.
• 3.       Joey does not know how to ride a bicycle.
• 4.       Joey does not eat green vegetables.
• 5.       Joey cannot dance.
• 6.       Joey can read minds, with or without seeing that person.
• 7.       Joey is a good team player.
• 8.       Joey knew to play almost all musical instruments
• 9.       Joey manipulates people.
• 10.   Joey does not play musical instruments.
• 11.   Joey cannot read a passage that has more than 6 paragraphs.
• 12.   Joey loves colours that are unique.
• 13.   Joey loves Lady Gaga.
• 14.   Joey’s favourite style of music is Cantonese rapping.
• 15.   Joey never sleeps.
• 16.   Joey loves singing karaoke.
• 17.   Joey lives above a shopping mall.
• 18.   Joey does not know how to cook.
• 19.   Joey does not do house works.
• 20.   Joey does not like to read.
• 21.   Joey will sneeze when somebody is missing her.
• 22.   Joey will cough badly when she is missing somebody.
• 23.   Joey use fork and spoon like a barbarian.
• 24.   Joey loves wind.
• 25.   Joey is a midnight person.
• 26.   Joey loves MANGO smoothie.
• 27.   Joey is a social network addict.
• 28.   Joey loves to eat fish.
• 29.   Joey once wanted accountant as her job.
• 30.   Joey knows everything about everything but she say nothing about everything.
• 31.   Joey hates reading.
• 32.   Joey loves to call something or some place as ‘The ____’ with a terrified voice.
•  Eg The Road, The Mall, The Pen (via scary voice)
• 33.   Joey has mood swings all the time.
• 34.   Joey’s favourite athlete is Leo Messi.
• 35.   Joey cries in every movie, including Cartoons.
• 36.   Joey has only 2 wishes in life, which are almost impossible to accomplish.
• #1 : Lives in kampung.    #2 : Become fat.
• 37.   Joey hates homework.
• 38.   Joey loves exams.
• 39.   Joey has bad acting skills and poor imitating ability.
• 40.   Joey’s fixed dream is falling down the stairs.
• 41.   Joey have decided her retirement career to be a storyteller.
• 42.   Joey is 100 Plus girl.
• 43.   Joey has never hated anyone.
• 44.   Joey has a sister who is a future doctor.
• 45.   Joey fails comforting people.
• 46.   Joey is damn good at sarcasm.
• 47.   Joey does not tell anyone when she is really sad.
• 48.   Joey has no idea which path she is heading after college.
• 49.   Joey is awesome.
• 50.   Fill in the blank.